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They launched , a streaming service featuring “Kino-Cats”—shorts where real animal footage was scored with orchestral music and given voiceovers by A-list actors. Princess Static: Origins became the most-watched trailer of the year, despite having zero dialogue and only 90 seconds of a cat staring menacingly at a Roomba. The Negative That Changed Everything Their owner, a
One day, the Kyoto feed flickered. Princess Static returned. But this time, she wasn’t alone. Behind her, standing on two legs, was a raccoon wearing a child’s sunhat. she wasn’t alone. Behind her