The disc then self-destructed, turning to dust.

Reality stabilized, but subtly wrong. The Berlin Wall fell a year earlier in some people’s memories. The internet had always seemed slightly faster. And every DVD ever burned by Zolid continued to play perfectly, though no one could explain how.

The Dell’s fans roared like a jet engine. The screen flickered, and for a moment, the room smelled of ozone and… cinnamon? The progress bar shot to 100% in 4.3 seconds. A disc tray ejected a pristine DVD, already printed with a glossy label: “Hillside Little League ’87 – Champions.”

He fed in a dusty VHS of a 1987 Little League championship. He clicked IGNITE.