“Good pace today, boys,” he says.
His name is Mark. Officially, he is a 42-year-old regional sales manager with a VO2 max that suggests a clerical error in his birth certificate. Unofficially, he is the monarch of the asphalt, the sovereign of the suffering. For eleven months, he has endured our half-wheel attacks and our ill-timed surges. He has sat on the front into a headwind, spinning 110 rpm while the rest of us drafted in his wake, sipping from our bottles and negotiating the terms of our own surrender. He has been patient. He has been merciful. No more. “Good pace today, boys,” he says
For fifty-one weeks, the Tuesday Night Club Ride has been a democracy of suffering. We have rolled out at a civilized 6:00 PM, clipped in with our plastic fenders and blinking taillights, and pretended that cycling is a hobby of leisure. We have soft-pedaled through the neutral zone, told jokes about saddle sores, and dutifully pulled turns at 240 watts. But tonight is the Final Ride of 2019. The rules change. The veneer of civility is stripped away like an old tubular tire. Tonight, the Watt King pulleth. Unofficially, he is the monarch of the asphalt,
See you in April, Mark. We will be stronger. And you will still be the King. He has been patient