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It was 11:47 PM on a Saturday, and the live broadcast of Eurovision’s Greatest Hits was hemorrhaging viewers. Not because of the cheesy power ballads, but because the on-screen subtitles for the Dutch entry had just read: “I am singing about a rainbow of cheese friction.”

The correct lyric was: “I am singing about a rainbow of peaceful nations.”

This song is for my brother— He taught me to listen when the world got loud.

The next performer was a Finnish heavy metal band called Frozen Thunder . The lead singer, wearing a spiked codpiece, growled into the mic. Jenna’s fingers flew.

Then came the save.

“Okay, Jenna,” she whispered, cracking her knuckles. “Focus. No more cheese.”

Jenna muted her mic and said a word that would require its own subtitle: [BLEEP].