Spiderman | 1-10

The Baby One Tom Holland arrives. He’s 15. He has a Stark suit. He has an AI. He has an Aunt May who is suddenly hot. The villain, Vulture (Michael Keaton), is a dad with a salvage business. The stakes are low, but the anxiety is high. It’s Ferris Bueller’s Day Off with web-shooters.

The Lost One The only film on this list that doesn't exist yet. Delayed endlessly. Rumored to be three hours long. Will Miles save his dad? Will Gwen’s dad quit the force? Will we ever see it? The legend says that if you stand in front of a Sony Pictures building and whisper "Canon event," a producer appears and delays the release by another month. Spiderman 1-10

The Funeral Electro is a dubstep villain. Jamie Foxx is blue. The Green Goblin looks like a rejected Harry Potter house elf. And then… that ending . The death of Gwen Stacy is so devastating that the studio literally had to cancel the franchise out of sheer guilt. Andrew Garfield cries, and so do we. The Baby One Tom Holland arrives

Here’s to Spider-Man 11 —may the web never break. He has an AI

The Art Apocalypse Wait, this isn't live action? It doesn't matter. This animated masterpiece makes the previous eight look like student films. Hundreds of Spider-people. A plot about canon events that breaks your heart. Spider-Punk. Spider-Cat. Spider-Rex. The cliffhanger ending leaves you screaming into the void. It is the best Spider-Man movie since Spider-Man 2 .

The European Vacation Peter goes to Europe. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Mysterio, a man who uses drone illusions to fake being a hero. It’s a massive step down from Homecoming , featuring a love triangle so awkward it hurts. But the hallucination sequence where zombie Iron Man punches Peter? Genuine nightmare fuel.