The Christmas bills (... "Visa, Mastercard..." )
Useful Review Overall Verdict: A classic, cynical antidote to sappy holiday music. Highly recommended for office parties, family gatherings (with thick skin), or anyone who's ever cursed a tangled string of lights.
Five months of payments! (sung loudly, with gusto) song 12 pains of christmas lyrics hit
My wife's mother (... "She's staying with us!" )
Folding wrapping paper ( "It's stuck to itself!" ) The Christmas bills (
It sounds like you're looking for the lyrics to by Bob Rivers (a parody of "The 12 Days of Christmas"), along with a useful review of the song.
The kid's got a new toy ( "Make it stop!" ) The Christmas bills (... "Visa
Putting up the tree ( "It's crooked!" )