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A fresh, wet, MUD PIE.

Karen screams.

“Apology accepted. But remember, Reginald…” She folds the curtain into a perfect square. “I know where you sleep.” A fresh, wet, MUD PIE

Cindy hoses a garden gnome with the pressure setting labeled “PAIN.” She is mid-scrub when a rustle interrupts her chi. A fresh, wet, MUD PIE

Cindy watches from her kitchen window through binoculars. She presses a button on a cheap speaker. It plays the Jaws theme. A fresh, wet, MUD PIE

She smiles. Not warm. Clinical.

She strikes. A wet wipe materializes . The smudge evaporates from reality. Cindy hisses: “ Cleanse. ”