🎤💋 (Two microphones and a kiss of death)
There are movies that win Oscars, and then there are movies that win weekend nights at the Blockbuster video counter. belongs firmly in the latter category. Directed by the little-known Dutch filmmaker Lars van der Heijden, this direct-to-VHS erotic thriller has been languishing in the $1.99 bargain bin of cinema history for three decades. But thanks to a recent 4K scan by a devoted fan collective on social media, the film is washing ashore again. sirens kiss 1995
Currently unavailable. You’ll have to find a dusty VHS rip on YouTube. And honestly? That’s how Lars intended it. Have you seen Siren’s Kiss? Do you think Catherine was a real person or a figment of Jack’s oxygen-deprived brain? Let me know in the comments. 🎤💋 (Two microphones and a kiss of death)
April 17, 2026 Category: Celluloid Dreams | Forgotten Gems But thanks to a recent 4K scan by
Siren’s Kiss isn’t a movie about reality. It’s a movie about VHS reality—a humid, dangerous, impossibly cool world where every man wears a leather jacket and every woman has a secret that can drown you.