Receptionist At The Bottom Tier Guild -v1.10- -... < DIRECT >

They want me to lower the death rate. They didn't patch the rats.

The most interesting part of v1.10? The Guild HQ sent a memo: "Reduce adventurer mortality by 15% this quarter or face budget cuts." Receptionist at the Bottom Tier Guild -v1.10- -...

Here is an analysis of what makes this premise compelling, structured as an internal "operational report" from the perspective of that very receptionist. Receptionist: R. Kaelen (Class: Clerk, Level 4) Reporting Period: Patch v1.10 Post-Patch Notes Status: Interesting. They want me to lower the death rate