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“Then you stay here forever. In the Dreamzone. Where every failed task becomes a season of Single’s Inferno but with your exes.”

“This is SP Entertainment’s doing,” he muttered. “They turned my trauma into a clip show.” Refusing to hug anything, Rambone ripped a fire hose from the wall. It sprayed not water, but trope juice —liquidified movie clichés. He aimed at DJ Dreamweaver. Rambone XXX- A Dreamzone Parody -NEW 2014- -Spl...

Rambone’s eye twitched. He saw them now: ghostly projections of every bad romance from his action-hero past. A femme fatale from Rambone 3: Back in the Saddle Again . A betrayed ally from Rambone 5: Lone Wolf Boogaloo . They all held microphones. “Then you stay here forever

“Incorrect,” chimed the orb. “You must hug the shark.” “They turned my trauma into a clip show

“You want me to do what ?” he growled.

The Jumbotron showed live viewer counts: 12 million and rising. Hashtags trended: #RamboneCryChallenge and #DreamzoneParody.

Rambone narrowed his eyes. “I don’t sing. I don’t dance. And I don’t do ‘emotional vulnerability arcs.’”