Pooping Dog Script [LATEST]

(to the sky) WHY.

(deadpan) Yep. There it is. Right on my neighbor’s prized begonias. (sighs, pulls out a bag) This is love. This is what love looks like. Pooping Dog Script

Jamie ties the bag. Buster immediately squats again. (to the sky) WHY

Buster emerges, tail high, looking proud. He does a little zoomie. like a bomb defuser.

You’re lucky you’re cute.

Buster trots three feet to the left. Sniffs a single leaf. Freezes. Turns slowly, like a bomb defuser.