Well, excuse me for wanting breakfast.
Mamá almost fainted when she saw him. He had a feather in his hair, sandals made of old tires, and a necklace of dried beans that he swore was “medicinal.” Papá just looked at him over his newspaper and said, “Javier, you smell like a forest after a rainstorm. A strange rainstorm.” Sol Naciente smiled and said, “That’s patchouli, Dad. It aligns the chakras.” I don’t know what chakras are, but I think one of them got aligned onto the couch because now it smells forever. papelucho mi hermano hippie
Now I have to go. Luna Marina is trying to teach the dog to meditate, and he’s just sitting there confused. Poor guy. I know how he feels. Well, excuse me for wanting breakfast
Last night I found him crying in the garage. He was holding an old photo of himself with short hair and a tie—from when he wanted to be a lawyer. “Papelucho,” he said, “do you think I’m crazy?” I thought about it. “Yes,” I said. “But you’re also my brother. And you smell better today. Less forest.” He laughed. Then he taught me a song about peace and a river. It was kind of nice. Until his friend “Tierra Libre” tried to hug our refrigerator because it was “humming a lost melody.” A strange rainstorm
The worst part is, he brought friends. They all have names like “Luna Marina” and “Viento Azul” and they sit in our backyard playing flutes that sound like sad llamas. They don’t eat meat. They don’t eat sugar. Yesterday they tried to eat a rock because “it had minerals.” Mamá made them soup anyway, but they asked if it was made with love. Mamá said, “It’s made with potatoes, now eat.”