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"Yes."

Stewie pointed a laser at him. "And will you teach me that failure is part of learning, not a reason to destroy the world?"

Peter Griffin sat on the couch, remote in hand, staring at the TV guide. "Lois," he said, "the new season of Padre de Familia starts tonight. I've seen every episode 14 times. But this season… this season is different ." Padre de Familia Padre de Familia - Temporada...

In the dream, Peter sat them down at the kitchen table. No cutaways. No fight scenes with the giant chicken.

Peter woke up the next morning and turned off the TV. He didn't watch the new season. Instead, he made pancakes — burned, but heartfelt. He helped Chris with fractions. He asked Meg about her day. He sat on the floor and built a block tower with Stewie, and when it fell, he said, "That's okay. Let's figure out why." I've seen every episode 14 times

"No," Peter said, offended. "They're doing a special episode called 'Useful Dad.' It's about a father who actually learns something and passes it on to his kids."

Stewie lowered the laser. "Acceptable."

"Yes."