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Dave leaves.

SON I’m going to live in a van.

SON That’s not how points work.

DAVE (40s, buzz cut, cargo shorts, clip-on sunglasses around neck) stands arms crossed. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...

DAVE Sleep is earned. Now – tell me why you blinked twice during dinner. Dave leaves

DAVE (nods, writes) “Good answer.” Minus 5 weirdness points. You’re now at… negative 12. -NEW- weird strict dad Script -PASTEBIN 2025- -...