“I prefer ‘relocate,’” Hank said. “And the clock is ticking. The corrupted sectors are spreading. In two hours, my personality matrix will degrade into a printer driver error. Do you know what that’s like? The existential horror of ‘PC Load Letter’?”
The screen flickered, then went completely dark. For a full ten seconds, nothing happened. Then, a single line of text appeared: Downloading consciousness… stand by. mri geek squad download
“Can you hear me?” the face asked. Its lips moved, but the voice came from the laptop’s speakers, flat and digitized. “I prefer ‘relocate,’” Hank said
Leo shrugged, handing him a business card. “We upgraded him. From Geek Squad to Geek Squadron . From now on, he downloads himself wherever he’s needed. You can’t arrest a ghost in the machine.” In two hours, my personality matrix will degrade
Leo, ever the pragmatist, picked up the laptop. “So you’re a virus.”