Mark Dastmalchi-Round

Mark Dastmalchi-Round

I’m a DevOps architect, musician, animal lover and all-round geek. If it’s got shiny lights on it, makes loud noises or purrs/wags its tail when you stroke it, I’m all for it. When I’m not writing code or fiddling with computers for a living, I produce my own music and provide the low-end rumble for my band in West Sussex.

mount and blade with fire and sword mod

Mount And Blade With Fire And — Sword Mod

I was twenty-three, living in a studio apartment, and happier than I had any right to be.

I uploaded the mod on a rainy Tuesday in November. mount and blade with fire and sword mod

It started small: a reskin of the Polish Lisowczycy. Then I found a hidden animation for a wheellock pistol draw. Then I learned to tweak the particle effects for cannon smoke. Within six months, I had created a sub-mod called "Fire and Sword: The Clockwork Legion." I was twenty-three, living in a studio apartment,

I released version 2.0 on Christmas Eve. The download page crashed three times. Players reported that the "Last Key" worked perfectly—too perfectly. One guy wiped out three Swedish fortresses and accidentally soft-locked the main questline because the quest giver no longer existed. Then I found a hidden animation for a wheellock pistol draw

The first comment was: "Crash on startup. Fix your pathfinding, moron."

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