Microsoft Office 2007 Highly Compressed Page

Inside: Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, and one extra file:

Clippy says: "It looks like you're trying to escape. Would you like help?"

It was the summer of 2009, and the world ran on dial-up echoes and the slow whir of CD-ROM drives—unless you were Zane. microsoft office 2007 highly compressed

But on the third day, he noticed the other changes.

> RazorEdge Presents... > Decompressing Office 2007... Please wait. > Estimated time: 7 years. (Just kidding. 45 seconds.) Inside: Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, and one extra

The post read:

The message body: "Team RazorEdge thanks you for installing. Your hard drive has been converted into a bootleg distribution node. While you sleep, your PC will upload 0.001% of this Office suite to any computer within a 5-mile radius that searches for 'free resume templates.' You are now part of the swarm. Also, your essay has a typo in paragraph 4. 'Simba's father' is spelled M-U-F-A-S-A, not M-U-F-F-I-N-S. You're welcome." > RazorEdge Presents

The Dell’s fan screamed. The hard drive clicked like a frantic metronome. Then, the screen flickered, and Zane’s desktop wallpaper—a low-res photo of a nebula—rippled. The icons on his desktop rearranged themselves into a perfect circle.