Meet The Parents 3 | iPad |

Enter (new character, played by someone like Aubrey Plaza)—Greg’s estranged, chaotic younger sister. She’s an artist who faked her own death five years ago to avoid student loans. Now she’s back, claiming she wants to “reconnect.” Jack is thrilled because Nina’s obvious lies make Greg look even guiltier by comparison.

The wristlet beeps green. Truth.

Greg, sweating through his rental tux, says: “I once lied about having a PhD in nursing to impress you, Jack.”

Final scene: Greg and Jack are on a dock, fishing in silence. Jinx the cyborg cat rubs against Greg’s leg.

Jack: “Don’t tell Pam, but… you’re okay.”

Then Greg adds: “And I secretly bought a timeshare in Florida without telling Pam.”