Malayalam Monoact Script -

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A slow, humid Monday afternoon. [Script begins] CHANDRAN (sitting, adjusting his glasses, staring at a file) "File number 124/23... Regarding the shifting of a bench from the east side of the veranda to the west side." (laughs dryly) ഇതിന് രണ്ടു വർഷമായി. Two years. This bench hasn't moved. But the file has travelled—section to section, table to table. Like a pilgrim. A bench pilgrim.

(Sits back down. Opens a file. Reads.) "Action initiated. Pending further action." (closes file slowly) My autobiography. Same title. malayalam monoact script

(Long pause. Then, softly) But today... today something is different. I can feel it. Maybe it's the humidity. Maybe it's that dream I had last night—I was the bench. People sat on me. I didn't move. I didn't complain. I just... held them.

(He laughs. Then silence.) എനിക്കൊരു വിളംബരമുണ്ട്. (clears throat, stands straight) "I, Chandran, clerk, do hereby announce—I am shifting myself. From this desk. To life." (Blackout

(Suddenly, the phone rings. He picks it up.) "Hello... yes, speaking... WHAT? Exam? Which exam? Not again! I told them—I am fifty-three! I don't want any more departmental exams!" (slams phone down, then immediately picks it up again, dials) "Hello, Amma? ... Yes, I'm fine. No, not shouting. Just... the exam again. Hm? No, I don't want tea. I want a transfer. To the park bench. At least there, pigeons talk to me."

(Gets up, walks to the front of the stage) I am Chandran. Fifty-three years. Twenty-nine years, seven months, and eleven days in this department. My only promotion: from 'bench-sitter' to 'bench-file-handler'. Regarding the shifting of a bench from the

(Puts phone down. Stares at the portrait of Bharat Mata.) You look tired too, Amma. All these files. All this paper. If we burned all the files in this office, we could cook lunch for the whole state. But no—files are holy. Paper is god. And we are its priests. Lonely, underpaid priests.