Lomp-s Court - Case 3 May 2026

"I put a sticker on the box that said 'May contain joy' ."

Presiding Judge: Judge Lomp Bailiff: [Name, e.g., "Officer Tweedy"] Plaintiff: [Character A] Defendant: [Character B] Case Type: Small claims / Civil dispute SCENE OPENING Bailiff: "All rise! The Honorable Judge Lomp presiding. Order in the court!" Lomp-s Court - Case 3

POST-CREDIT SCENE (Optional) Defendant exits courthouse, grumbling. Defendant: "I should've used the jack-in-the-box option..." Cut to Judge Lomp eating a slice of evidence cake. Judge Lomp: "Mmm. Still tastes better than my last marriage." "I put a sticker on the box that said 'May contain joy'

"Noted. I'm adding $500 for the therapist's future coffee fund." VERDICT Judge Lomp: "After reviewing the evidence – including the defendant's alarming enthusiasm for clown-based warfare – I find the defendant liable ." Defendant: "I should've used the jack-in-the-box option

"It was in 4-point font, Your Honor. Behind a coffee stain."

"Premium silicone or not, you can't just launch circus props at people without a waiver. Did you provide a waiver?"