P.S. If you need me in August, you know where to find me. Don’t hold your breath for a reply.
If you’ve never lived through a French summer, you might think a vacation is a week in July, a long weekend in August, or a frantic sprint to an airport. But Les Grandes Vacances is a different beast entirely. It is a slow, deliberate unplugging from the matrix of normal life. It is the mass exodus of July and the quiet surrender of August. Sometime around the first week of July, the cities empty. Paris, Lyon, Marseille—they hand their keys to the tourists and sigh with relief. The usual frantic pace of la rentrée (back to school) feels like a distant memory. In its place is the bouchon (traffic jam) on the A7 highway heading south. Les Grandes Vacances
Everyone is going somewhere. They are going to Mamie’s house in the countryside. They are going to a rented gîte in the Dordogne. They are going to the coast in Biarritz or the calanques near Cassis. If you’ve never lived through a French summer,
The rule is simple: You do not schedule important meetings in August. You do not expect a quick email reply. The out-of-office message is not a sign of laziness; it is a cultural shield. The Rhythm of Slowness What do you actually do during Les Grandes Vacances? On paper, very little. In practice, everything that matters. It is the mass exodus of July and