Kim Kardashian Superstar Interview -

Some critics say you’re famous for... nothing.

(Stands up. Poses. Checks her phone.)

The meaning of life is to wake up, look in the mirror, and say... "You're not just a person. You're a brand ." Then you take a mirror selfie in an elevator. And you post it at 8:47 PM for maximum engagement. kim kardashian superstar interview

(Adjusts hair, doesn't blink) . Of course. I’m so honored. But can we please turn down the lights? My right contour is catching a shadow. Some critics say you’re famous for

Speaking of business—SKIMS is worth billions. What’s the secret? look in the mirror

[SCENE OPENS. A CHAOTIC, ALL-PINK STUDIO. CONFETTI CANNONS. DRAMATIC REALITY TV STINGS PLAYING.]