Ding-dong.
"Of course," Marco muttered. He’d downloaded three different "Kess V2 USB drivers" from sketchy forums already. One gave him a toolbar for weather in Tulsa. Another installed a cryptominer that made his fan scream. The third just opened a PDF of a 2003 Fiat service manual.
As he locked the garage, Marco whispered a prayer to the ghost of some Chinese engineer who, back in 2014, had written that one specific driver that bridged the gap between clone hardware and modern greed.
He plugged in the Kess V2.