5 Steps To Get 100k Streams
Here’s a simple five-step plan to get 100k+ streams on your next release.
I’ve used these steps to get millions of streams for artists in pretty much every genre.
Because Earth was dying. Not with a bang, but with a whimper of rising seas, collapsing ecosystems, and a sun that was slowly, imperceptibly brightening. The Long Warming was unstoppable. The Interstellar Drive became less a luxury and more a lifeboat. If humans couldn't leave the planet, their data would. The sum of their joys, their cruelties, their art, and their stupid arguments would drift among the stars, waiting.
He pressed "Sync." The status bar read: "Uploading to Interstellar Drive… Estimated time remaining: 4.3 years."
The first probe failed. The second was lost to interstellar dust. The third, fourth, and fifth made it. By 2120, we had the first functional interstellar relay. Latency: 4.3 years one way. Bandwidth: about 300 bits per second. You couldn't stream Netflix, but you could send a text message to the stars.
The second wave was more philosophical. Philosophers, poets, and mad kings of cryptocurrency uploaded the entire human commons. Project Gutenberg. The Internet Archive. The raw DNA sequences of every endangered species on Earth. The complete works of Bach, encoded into the structure of the diamond itself. One eccentric billionaire uploaded the entirety of Reddit—every comment, every upvote, every forgotten argument about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. "Let the aliens sort it out," he said in his press conference.
Because Earth was dying. Not with a bang, but with a whimper of rising seas, collapsing ecosystems, and a sun that was slowly, imperceptibly brightening. The Long Warming was unstoppable. The Interstellar Drive became less a luxury and more a lifeboat. If humans couldn't leave the planet, their data would. The sum of their joys, their cruelties, their art, and their stupid arguments would drift among the stars, waiting.
He pressed "Sync." The status bar read: "Uploading to Interstellar Drive… Estimated time remaining: 4.3 years." interstellar google drive
The first probe failed. The second was lost to interstellar dust. The third, fourth, and fifth made it. By 2120, we had the first functional interstellar relay. Latency: 4.3 years one way. Bandwidth: about 300 bits per second. You couldn't stream Netflix, but you could send a text message to the stars. Because Earth was dying
The second wave was more philosophical. Philosophers, poets, and mad kings of cryptocurrency uploaded the entire human commons. Project Gutenberg. The Internet Archive. The raw DNA sequences of every endangered species on Earth. The complete works of Bach, encoded into the structure of the diamond itself. One eccentric billionaire uploaded the entirety of Reddit—every comment, every upvote, every forgotten argument about whether a hot dog is a sandwich. "Let the aliens sort it out," he said in his press conference. The Interstellar Drive became less a luxury and
Here’s a simple five-step plan to get 100k+ streams on your next release.
I’ve used these steps to get millions of streams for artists in pretty much every genre.