Hellhound Therapy Session -berz1337- May 2026

(for the first time, a slow, thrumming purr) "...Session's not over, is it, doc?"

"Tried both. Lost the knitting needle in my third stomach. Competitive howling just starts a riot." Hellhound Therapy Session -Berz1337-

"...That's surprisingly wholesome. Have you considered a hobby? Knitting with barbed wire? Competitive howling?" (for the first time, a slow, thrumming purr) "

"Hungry. Not the good kind. The empty kennel for a millennium kind. He hasn't thrown us a sinner since Tuesday." (for the first time

"Frustrated. I bit a demon accountant yesterday. Didn't even growl back. Just filed a complaint in triplicate."

[End of log. Chains rattle. A distant, lonely howl echoes through the underworld.]

Log Entry: Session #47 | Subject: Cerberus Unit 734 ("Rustjaw") | Location: The Ash-Cross Couch, Sub-Level 7