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unofficial. unhinged. uncensored. not sponsored by J.K. (she’s cancelled, bestie)
Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.”
End of PDF. Share this with your mutuals. No gatekeeping. #HogwartsCore #NotMyDarkLord #SlayAndDie
And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up
So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail.
Here’s a satirical, “Gen Z–fied” take on Harry Potter —written as if it were a viral PDF guide. You can copy this text into a document, style it with neon green and black, add some glitch-core fonts, and call it a day. [glitchy, grainy filter] HARRY POTTER but make it giving energy A Gen Z Re-write (the PDF)
Hogwarts is literally a dark academia dream. But let’s be real – the safety protocols? A joke. Stairs move randomly. A three-headed dog just… chills in the corridor. The Forbidden Forest is RIGHT THERE.
unofficial. unhinged. uncensored. not sponsored by J.K. (she’s cancelled, bestie)
Draco: “My father will hear about this.” Harry, internally: “Okay?? And I’ll post the receipts.” Harry Potter-gen Z Version Pdf
End of PDF. Share this with your mutuals. No gatekeeping. #HogwartsCore #NotMyDarkLord #SlayAndDie unofficial
And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up not sponsored by J
So like, Vernon and Petunia Dursley are total NPCs. Major pick-me energy, but like… the worst kind? They literally gatekeep oxygen from Harry. Gaslight him about his parents (RIP James & Lily – icons, btw). Gatekeep his mail.
Here’s a satirical, “Gen Z–fied” take on Harry Potter —written as if it were a viral PDF guide. You can copy this text into a document, style it with neon green and black, add some glitch-core fonts, and call it a day. [glitchy, grainy filter] HARRY POTTER but make it giving energy A Gen Z Re-write (the PDF)
Hogwarts is literally a dark academia dream. But let’s be real – the safety protocols? A joke. Stairs move randomly. A three-headed dog just… chills in the corridor. The Forbidden Forest is RIGHT THERE.