--- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi -

"You could have just called. You didn't have to start an international incident."

(crying): I’m going to die here. I never even asked out Vanessa from HR. --- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Hindi

Harold is driving. Kumar is standing on the back, holding a fire extinguisher like a rocket launcher. "You could have just called

On the plane, Kumar lights a massive, suspicious-looking chillum in the bathroom. The smoke triggers a "chemical agent" alarm. A Sikh grandma has an asthma attack. A white guy yells, "Allahu Akbar!" in panic. The plane makes an emergency landing. Kumar lights a massive

Colonel Foxx, defeated, yells, "Who are you people?!"