– Character: The Cog.

Kaelen had mained “Striker-DX” for three years. Striker-DX was a fan-modded character: a cybernetic kangaroo in a leather jacket who fought with a boomerang that played a three-second riff from a Smash Mouth song every time it hit. In v0.92, Striker-DX was considered “low-tier jank” by the official forums. Perfect.

[SYSTEM: LEGACY MEMORY DETECTED. LOADING v0.1 BEHAVIOR.]

Kaelen’s heart hammered. The Cog wasn’t a real character. It was a gray, faceless gear with a single health bar that said “???.” No one had ever seen it used. Rumors said it was SpicyJam’s personal debug tool.