MAZIE (24) is asleep in the empty hot tub. Fully clothed. Her phone is clutched in her hand, still playing a dance remix of “Freed from Desire.”
Morning, shaggers! I’ve just been for a dip in the North Sea. Absolutely Baltic. Me bits have retreated so far inside me, I think I’ve become a woman. Anyway, recap: Marnie got her lad out, Sophie cried in a bin, and I definitely snogged someone’s dad. Geordie Shore
James grabs a bottle of vodka from the freezer. It’s 9:14 AM. He unscrews the cap. MAZIE (24) is asleep in the empty hot tub
(Mumbling, not awake) Don’t… touch… me… lashes… recap: Marnie got her lad out
RIGHT. WHO PUT A FIREWORK IN MY BEDROOM TOILET?