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Auf Wiedersehen, darlings.

I’m looking for a co-star. Someone who isn’t afraid of the sheer mass of the energy. We don’t “Netflix and chill.” We projector and conquer . We cook huge pots of stew. We wrestle in the living room. We are a two-man wolf pack, except one of us is actually a Clydesdale. Embrace your inner Beasty Stallion. Whether you’re tall or short, German or not, gay or just an ally who likes big energy—stop apologizing for taking up space. gay tall german guy huge cock beasty stallion

— The Berlin Stallion

Dateline: Berlin

Turn up the techno. Eat the chicken with your hands. Stretch your legs out on the train. Auf Wiedersehen, darlings

Let’s get one thing straight (well, perfectly bent, actually): I am 6’7”. I am German. I am gay. And according to my very honest best friend, I live my life like a “huge beasty stallion.” We don’t “Netflix and chill