“One man… one ticket machine that only takes exact change… and 12 tons of prehistoric road rage.”
(Cut to the valet, radio crackling.)
“In a world…”
JURASSIC PARKING — This Summer, Validate Your Fear. funny cartoonporn
(Montage: A triceratops parallel parks over three hours. A pterodactyl steals the complimentary mints. The valet runs in slow motion, clutching a key fob that doesn’t reach.)
