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“The what?”

The walls shimmered. A holographic attendant—half-therapist, half-sage—appeared. “The Jedi-tricks package,” it cooed, “is not about lifting rocks. It is about lifting burdens. A gentle suggestion. A subtle nudge. You will not feel us inside your mind. You will simply… let go.” File- Krilinresort---Jedi-tricks--Love-Me-Baby....

Curious, I pressed it.

“The final stage,” they said, gesturing to a glowing new line on the brochure. “Love Me Baby—Post-Forgetting Edition. It means you have successfully un-loved someone. Would you like to book a complimentary float session?” “The what