Earth Fathers Are Weird Epub May 2026

Max is a Navy officer having a very bad day. He gets sucked into space, dumped on an alien ship, and told he’s going to be "processed."

The Mandalorian (single dad + weird baby) meets The Shape of Water (learning to love the monster) meets a sitcom about two vastly different creatures learning to co-parent. earth fathers are weird epub

#EarthFathersAreWeird #LynGala #AlienRomance #SFFBooks #WeirdBooks #FoundFamily #MMRomance #BookTok Title: I Read "Earth Fathers Are Weird" and Now I Want a Cthulhu Husband. Max is a Navy officer having a very bad day

The alien isn't a monster. He's an overwhelmed single parent named Askik who lost his own offspring. Max is given a choice: Help raise a brood of floating, egg-laying, psychic space toddlers... or get spaced. dumped on an alien ship