“I’m always drunk where the wild things are,” he slurred, then winced. He’d just quoted his own show. Pathetic.
“We always were, Leo. You just used to get paid better.” The main event was held in an amphitheater shaped like a giant smartphone. Every seat was a “like” button. When you sat down, it vibrated. Leo took a seat in the back, where the vibrations were weakest. Drunk Sex Orgy- Where The Wild Hos Go XXX -DVDRip-
That’s when the invitation arrived.
Leo pulled out his phone. It was dead. The Wild had no signal, no Wi-Fi, no escape. He was trapped in a museum of his own failed medium. “I’m always drunk where the wild things are,”
The Curator raised an eyebrow. “You want to be consumed?” ” he slurred