Download: Fifa 13

He runs the installer. He selects "English." He unchecks "Install Origin." He unchecks "Install DirectX" (he already has it). He points the installation to his D: drive, because his C: drive only has 3 GB left.

At 6 AM, he wakes to the sound of completion. 100%. Download FIFA 13

He saves his game. He closes the laptop. He smiles. For all the viruses, for all the fake downloads, for all the sleepless hours and forum-diving and command-prompt nightmares—it was worth it. He has FIFA 13 . He runs the installer

His PC groans. A progress bar appears: "Unpacking..." Then a new window pops up. It's a fake installer, complete with a stock photo of Lionel Messi looking confused. Leo clicks "Next." "Next." "Install." for all the fake downloads