"Wait," said Rocky, holding up the sole survivor: a shiny disc labeled Double Dhamaal 2011 Hindi 720p BluRay x264 AC3 . "This is our lottery ticket."

"All is lost!" wailed Roy, clutching a shattered disc of Double Dhamaal .

As the twins cackled, Rocky looked at his friends, caramel dripping from his ear. "Worth it," he said. "At least we died for 720p. Not 480p."

Their arch-nemesis, the filthy-rich twins Kabir and Karan, had a secret: they were desperate to relive their college days when they first watched this film. The twins had just fired their tenth driver for not understanding the "comic timing of a 2011 Prakash Raj."