Anya Crazy Holiday: Dasha

They found the mud. They also found a family of wild capybaras who’d claimed the warmest patch. Anya, terrified of rodents, screamed. The capybaras, unbothered, did not move. Dasha tried to shoo one away and slipped—falling into a sulfurous hot spring fully clothed, phone in pocket.

Some people vacation to relax. Dasha and Anya vacation to survive . dasha anya crazy holiday

The couple tipped them $50. By the final morning, they’d been banned from two hotels, one smoothie stand (“You can’t blend a lobster,” the owner had said—they could, and they did), and an interpretive dance class (Dasha’s “volcano eruption” routine broke a mirror). They found the mud

Dasha, filming, laughed so hard she veered into a hay cart. The cart belonged to a goat farmer. The goat farmer did not find it funny. The goats, however, escaped and joined the wedding procession as flower “kids.” The capybaras, unbothered, did not move

Want more Dasha & Anya adventures? Try: The Night They Recreated the Olympics in an IKEA or The Cruise Ship Mutiny of ‘23 .