Here’s a story for a ninth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm , written in the spirit of Larry David’s signature social friction, petty grievances, and escalating absurdity.
Larry’s long-lost half-brother, Moe (played by Jason Alexander), shows up. Moe is a professional mourner—people hire him to cry at funerals. Larry finds it absurd. Moe tries to bond. Larry accuses him of stealing a pair of sunglasses. Moe says, “They were prescription tears.” They feud. Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 9
Larry: “I’m a realist with low impulse control.” Here’s a story for a ninth season of