Absolutely not. The plot makes The Room look like Shakespeare. The "climax" is literally just a guy named Tarzhard walking into the sunset while a Casio keyboard plays "Chariots of Fire."
Pour one out for the era of magnetic tape, excessive slow-mo, and the eternal question: Who the hell is Tarzhard, and why did he come back? -Classic- Tarzhard The Return -1995-.xXx
#ClassicCinema #Tarzhard #TheReturn1995 #VHSForever #LostMedia #xXx #90sUnderground #SchlockValor Absolutely not
Forget your 4K remasters and your director’s commentary tracks. If you know, you know . you know .
Absolutely not. The plot makes The Room look like Shakespeare. The "climax" is literally just a guy named Tarzhard walking into the sunset while a Casio keyboard plays "Chariots of Fire."
Pour one out for the era of magnetic tape, excessive slow-mo, and the eternal question: Who the hell is Tarzhard, and why did he come back?
#ClassicCinema #Tarzhard #TheReturn1995 #VHSForever #LostMedia #xXx #90sUnderground #SchlockValor
Forget your 4K remasters and your director’s commentary tracks. If you know, you know .