SYNOPSIS chew wga [file] [--mode=bite] [--output=goo]

DESCRIPTION Do not run on an empty stomach. chew wga v0.9 doesn’t claim to understand your words. It just makes them easier to digest . “Some tools read. This one eats.” — README.txt, line 4 Would you like a logo description or ASCII art for chew wga v0.9 as well?

Here’s a creative piece for — written as if it’s a fictional software release note, glitch art manifesto, or lo-fi experimental tool description. chew wga v0.9 “soft corruption, hard mouthfeel”