Barnyard

If you were a child of the early 2000s, Barnyard is likely a hazy, feverish memory involving cows standing upright and a very specific Paramore song on the soundtrack. If you are watching it for the first time as an adult, you might need to sit down.

Is Barnyard a good movie? Objectively, no. The plot is predictable, the animation is rough, and the biological confusion is legendary.

Watch it with friends, a bowl of popcorn, and a willingness to shout, "WHY DOES THAT COW HAVE UDDERS?" at your television.

Absolutely, if you know what you’re getting into. It is the cinematic equivalent of a sugar rush: messy, loud, and a little headache-inducing, but weirdly fun. It doesn't deserve to be called a "masterpiece," but it also doesn't deserve to be completely forgotten.